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mynameisaspice-deactivated20140 asked:
What IS the price of freddos???
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girlgays answered:
OKAY YOU SIT DOWN RIGHT NOW
TAKE A SEAT
ARE YOU SEATED???
LET ME TELL YOU A THING
FREDDOS ARE THESE LITTLE FUCKING CHOCOLATE BARS IN THE SHAPE OF A CARTOON FROG.
THEY ARE ALSO A BETTER INDICATOR OF THE BRITISH ECONOMY THAN THE FUCKING GROSS DOMESTIC PRODUCT
DO YOU SEE THE PRICE ON THIS WRAPPER? IT SAYS 10P. HOW I WISH I COULD GO BACK TO THE DAYS WHEN FREDDOS WERE JUST TEN FUCKING PENCE.
YOU COULD BUY TEN FOR JUST £1
TEN
IT WAS CHEAP ENOUGH THAT YOU COULD GO TO THE CORNER SHOP AFTER SCHOOL AND GET ONE WITH YOUR LEFT OVER POCKET MONEY
BOOM! TRAGEDY HAPPENS
THE RECESSION HIT US SIMPLE BRITISH FOLK HARD
AND THEN:
WHAT IS THIS? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE ECONOMY??
17P.
17.
SEVEN
TEEN
PENCE.
THAT’S SEVEN PENCE MORE THAN BEFORE. GONE WERE THE DAYS OF GOING TO THE CORNER SHOP AFTER SCHOOL. GONE. ALL GONE.
BUT WAIT
IT GETS WORSE
LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT RIGHT HERE:
TWENTY PENCE
A FIFTH OF A POUND
DOUBLE THE ORIGINAL PRICE
PRICE INCREASE OF 100%
ONLY FIVE BARS FOR A POUND
HALF THE BARS
WHAT THE GOSH DARN DIDDLY DAMMIT WERE THEY THINKING? DID THEY THINK WE WOULDN’T NOTICE???????????????
I NOTICED
I FUCKING NOTICED
THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
